Laid Freddy down on this cowhide I’m Wyoming to confirm what I already suspected: she’s part cow. More specifically I’m thinking part Guernsey or Ayrshire but it’s hard to say for sure.

1:33 AM · Oct 28, 2021

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In Wyoming* But also, I am Wyoming.
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Replying to @Conrad_Swanson
That’s some solid evidence, for sure! I can barely see her.
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It’s an impressive defense mechanism, to be sure.
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Replying to @Conrad_Swanson
Cows make milk. Milk makes ice cream. Your pup looks like butter pecan ice cream. As @darth would say: CASE CLOSE
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Replying to @Conrad_Swanson
Just gotta say, @kayahswanson’s tweet was funnier
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