Breaking: You Have Reached Your Free Article Limit bit.ly/3wCSccC

10:45 PM ยท Nov 13, 2021

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Replying to @TheOnion
So clear your history and reload ยฏ\_(ใƒ„)_/ยฏ
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or use multiple browsers.
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Replying to @TheOnion
Thank goodness
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I thought I was being singled out. What a relief, but where will I get my sodium-packed recipes for pseudo-"food" if I have to -pay- for Good Housekeeping?
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Replying to @TheOnion
Onions always make me cry
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Replying to @TheOnion
Most of the time the limit is about 3 sentences
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Nono, you're The Onion, you're supposed to post SATIRE and FICTICIOUS stories... This is too real!
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Replying to @TheOnion
But ... but ... the clickbait title! I *must* read it!!! ~checks bank funds~ ~subscribes anyway~
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Replying to @TheOnion
Correction: You have reached your limit in general
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